A politician needs the ability to foretell

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A politician needs the ability to foretell
what is going to happen tomorrow,
next week, next month, and next year.
And to have the ability after wards to explain why it didn’t happen.
- Winston Churchill

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Pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 month
Doctor: 2 month
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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May allah accept all our deeds of the holy month

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May ALLAH accept all our deeds of the holy month.

Wish u a very Happy Eid

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Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun

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Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon & Husband is month of June,
Boy friend is totty fruity & Husband is qismat phooti.

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Difference between husband and boyfriend

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by  JananGull

Tags: Boy, Boyfriend, difference, Friend, FRUITY, fun, gun, Husband, June, Light, month, moon, phooti, qismat, tooty