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What is GIRLFRIEND??
Posted inFunny SMS- 08 Mar 10 at 15:36
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What is GIRLFRIEND?? Ans:A GIRLFRIEND is addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies, and division of friends so be careful stay away from love and girls
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Education is like hiring a prostitute
Posted inFunny SMS- 07 Feb 10 at 16:00
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Education is like hiring a prostitute: It needs both money and hard work… Success is like masturbation: Only U & Ur hand can let U achieve it.
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Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court
Posted inSardar SMS & Jokes- 02 Feb 10 at 13:39
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Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court. Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees? Santa replied: I will take money.
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