Is your newboyfriend respectable?

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Mom:Is your newboyfriend respectable?
Daughter:Of course! he’s thrity,
doesn’t drink,
has a very nice wife
and three well-behaved children.

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Sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Mothers Day Messages

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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I’d like to do that now.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon Lee)

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you. (Jill Bennett)

Children and mothers never truly part,

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I’d like to do that now.

Thanks for always helping me to remember what is important in life… and today it is you!

Mom, you’re the best. Happy Mother’s Day.

There’s never been a minute I wasn’t glad you were my Mom.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

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For the best MOM who always had a smile for me.
I know we may be apart right now.
So, here is a great hug and kiss.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.

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having u makes me feel safe & calm

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I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

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