I sent 3 ships and you didn’t even take on you fool

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This man is in the middle of the ocean.
A ship comes to save him,
he says no God will help me.
Another ship comes to save him he says no God will help me.
Another ship comes he says no God will help me. But he dies.
He meets God, he says God why didn’t you help me.
He says I sent 3 ships and you didn’t even take on you fool.

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Classrooms are like train

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Classrooms are like train.
1st bench Executive Coach (Reserved 4 VIP)
Middle 2 r General Compartment
and Last 2 are Sleeper Class.

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Why he kept painting less each day?

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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles;
the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile.
then the foreman asked the sardar
“why he kept painting less each day,
he replied “I just can’t do any better.
Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can. “

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