Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan

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Man before Marriage I like Airtel….”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… ” Where R U Go Our Network Follows.”

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Honey, What are You Looking for ?

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Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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when a man holds a womans hand before marriage?

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They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage,
it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

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Do you want dinner?

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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