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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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11 Nov 08 | Marriage Jokes SMS | Comments (0)

Where is President Zardari clock?

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A man died, went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.’ ‘Oh,’ said the man,
‘whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.’ ‘Incredible,’
said the man’. And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
‘ ‘Where’s President Zardari’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Zardari’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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