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Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi

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Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bill sabse kam aye ga…….???

LAUNDRY KA !

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Mallika doing sex with Tendulkar

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Mallika doing sex with Tendulkar,
mallika says teri nunnu pe to aids likha hai,
Tendulkar says maa ki lawdi khada to hone de ADIDAS likha hai.

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15 inch ka condom hai?

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Mallika Sherwat to chemist: 15 inch ka condom hai?
Chemist: Hai na, kitne doon?
Mallika: Abhi nahi, koi use lene aaye to mujhe call karna.

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Tumhari pyari Behan-MALLIKA SHERAWAT

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Hello Bhaiya,
how r u?
Hows life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera Cell kharab hai is liye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hun
Tumhari pyari Behan-MALLIKA SHERAWAT

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Mallika Sherawat’s favourite countries

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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?

Bra’zil and Thai’land

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