Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai

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Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia?? …

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I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!

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Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.

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Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?

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Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask,

“Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?”

Doctor: “bathroom ki kundi.”

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Stupid this is not a Tiffon, its my Suitcase

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On Airport durring clearance a Custom Officer asked Malika Serawat:

Madam Whats in this Tiffon box?

Malika: Stupid this is not a Tiffon, its my Suitcase.

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Mallika at Airport

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Mallika at Airport.

Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

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