Gifts of 21 century

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Gifts of 21 century:
Our  Communication-wireless
Our Telephone-cordless
Our Cooking-fireless
Our Food-fatless
Our Youth-jobless
Our Labour-effortless
Our Relation-loveless
Our Attitude-careless
Our Feelings-heartless
Our Politics-shameless
Our Education-valueless
BECAUSE
Our Life is Quran less

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Da pa ghusa ghusa katal che kave

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Da pa ghusa ghusa katal che kave,
da pa banoo bande vishtal che kave…
da yo adat me darke khwakh na sholo
Da pa zulfano k taral che kave..
Yo khog takur me pa zargi olage,
da ta pa meene k kanzal che kave.
da they azab na hum khabar yeah ko na,
dagha pa stargo k wajal che kave.

submitted by Waseem khan

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Where is President Zardari clock?

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A man died, went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.’ ‘Oh,’ said the man,
‘whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.’ ‘Incredible,’
said the man’. And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
‘ ‘Where’s President Zardari’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Zardari’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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Every new day bring new Life, GOOD MORNING

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,_o/’  Pleasant
‘l    Morning!
./L     CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day bring new Life.
Ñew blessings. Ñew hope!
Have a nice day!
¤GOOD MORNING¤

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Oh God I have made many mistakes in life

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Two ship wrecked sailors were floating on a raft for two days in ocean.
In despair one started to pray “Oh God I have made many mistakes in life;
I drunk;
I slept with women;
I lied to father and never faced the church for U; I I …… (starts weeping)
but if U save me my lord”
.
“Stop don’t yell a single word more”,asked the other one,” I have just spotted an island”.

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