Dear Dad, No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!

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Son Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel..
Dear Dad, No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son, So Sad, Very Bad! Ur Dad !!!!

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Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin Farishtay aatay hain

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75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”

submitted by  JananGull

Tags: Amma, baad, din, Farishtay, lady, Letter, newspaper, umer, year, Zarorut-e-rishta

I would choose V so I can be next to U

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If I could be any letter in the alphabet,
I’d choose “V” so I can be next to “U”;
if you could be any note,
I wish you’re “RE” so your always beside “ME”!

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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl

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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference..

Tags: Cal, D Difference, Feel, Flirt sms, Girl, Givs, Letter, Lofer, Luv, OFFER, Peple

What am i?

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I am a thing Teachers hate me cow likes me monkey eats me.
I am a 9 letter word

_0_ _ m_ _ y_

What am i?

submitted by Ali

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