Newtons laws of LOVE

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First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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My life is so empty

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My life is so empty,
nothing to live for,
my mind is allconfusion,
coz i define the LAW.
I split my brain,
melt through the floor,
Somthing clutching at my head,
through the darkness I will be led
coz my spirit is imprisoned in the twilight zone.
when you were not there to help me,
I lost my mind and ran.
thanks for being there for me for forevar.

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Every man needs a beautiful wife

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Every man needs a
beautiful wife
intelligent wife
loving wife
adjusting wife
and a cooprative wife
but it’s sad that law alows only one wife

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