GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare

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GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..
Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
Aur
Aur
Nange ko chaddi.

Tags: chaddi, daat, Dentist, gaddi, gadhe, Garib, girlfriend, God, haddi, kare, Kutte, laat, Nange, pasand, raat, Ullu

Maa mere pita jee kaise thay?

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Kutte k bacche ne apni maa se poocha..
Maa mere pita jee kaise thay?
maa boli pata nahi beta..
Piche se aayee thay or piche se hee chalay gayee

Tags: bacche, Beta, chalay, Funny SMS, Kutte, maa, Piche, pita, poocha

Dil bore horaha hai

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Dil main Hamesha

Ek shor
Ho raha hai,

Bina SMS
Dil bore horaha hai,

Kahin aisa
to Nahi,

K mera
Dost

Kutte ki neend soraha ha
HAHAH!

Tags: Bina SMS, dil, dost, HAHAH, Hamesha, Ho, horaha, Insult SMS, Kutte, Nasty sms, neend, shor, soraha

Miss u mere YAAR

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Bathmeez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

Tags: AACHAR, Aam, BANDAR, Bathmeez, Billi, Chaddar, kameez, Kutte, Lohe, mama, MAUSI, Miss, Miss You SMS, PAIJAMA, yaar