Ise Sadr-e-Pakistan bana do

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Me Lord! Is ne biwi or saly ka qatal kiya,
paisa loota,
ye pehle b jail ja chuka hai,
aise insan k sath kya hona chahiye?

Judge: Ise Sadr-e-Pakistan bana do.

Tags: BIWI, insan, jail, Judge, loota, lord, paisa, PAKISTAN, qatal, Sadr-e

What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architec

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What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect?
Judge- Honourable discharge.
Banker- Premature withdrawal.
Architect- Illegal erection

Tags: architec, Architect, Banker, discharge, erection, Illegal, Judge, Judge- Honourable, Premature, SEX, withdrawal

Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?

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MINISTER 2 WIFE:
Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar..
MINSTR: kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aapka heart operation hua tab Doctor ke pas gai.. Fir jab aap jail gaye tab judge ke paas gai..
Minister: Aur teesri baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkaar banaani thi aur 77 MLA kam pad rahe the tab

Tags: baar, BEWAFAI, Doctor, Heart, jail, Judge, MINISTER, MLA, operation, sarkaar, teesri, Wife

Nawaz sharif: judge kub bahal hongay?

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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Tags: Asif, BRRRRRRRRRRRR, coca, cola, Islmabad, Judge, Nawaz, sharif, Zardari

A Chinese man files 4 Divorce

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce.
Judge: Wats d reason?
Chinse: Me no come, She no come, Baby come, How come.
Judge: May be side income

Tags: baby, Chinse, Divorce, Funny SMS, income, Judge, man, reason, side