11 Saal Jail may rehny wala Shakhs Hamara President

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11 Saal Jail may rehny wala Shakhs Hamara “President”

5 Saal Jail may rehny wala Hamara”Prime Minister”

2, 4 Saal Aap b laga aao Future bright hay…..:-)

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Ise Sadr-e-Pakistan bana do

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Me Lord! Is ne biwi or saly ka qatal kiya,
paisa loota,
ye pehle b jail ja chuka hai,
aise insan k sath kya hona chahiye?

Judge: Ise Sadr-e-Pakistan bana do.

Tags: BIWI, insan, jail, Judge, loota, lord, paisa, PAKISTAN, qatal, Sadr-e

Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?

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MINISTER 2 WIFE:
Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar..
MINSTR: kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aapka heart operation hua tab Doctor ke pas gai.. Fir jab aap jail gaye tab judge ke paas gai..
Minister: Aur teesri baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkaar banaani thi aur 77 MLA kam pad rahe the tab

Tags: baar, BEWAFAI, Doctor, Heart, jail, Judge, MINISTER, MLA, operation, sarkaar, teesri, Wife

A Rose Is Always A Rose

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A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

Tags: Always, Central, Friend, Friends Teasing SMS, gold, hospital, It, jail, Mental, Mud, Planted, Pot, Rose, Rose Is, Same Way

are you in jail again??

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no visits….
no calls….
no sms….
no mails….
no miscals….
i’m worried…
R u in jail again??

Tags: Insult SMS, jail, Nasty