Ur luv is like Pepsi

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Ur smile is like 7up, “Style Zara hut kay”
Ur voice is like RoohAfza, “Rahtay Jaan”
Ur frndship is like Coca Cola, “Maza Zindgi Ka”
Ur luv is like Pepsi, “Dil mangay More”
Ur heart is like Habeeb, “Kionkay ye DIL ka mamla hay”

submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: coca, cola, dil, FRNDSHIP, Habeeb, Heart, Jaan, Luv, mamla, mangay, maza, PEPSI, Rahtay, RoohAfza, smile, style, voice, zara, Zindgi

Zardari ka Farman

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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

submitted by ShahZalmay

Tags: Abba, Bush, Dollar, Eman, Farman, Jaan, khatam, musalman, PAKISTAN, Qabristan, ShahZalmay, Zardari

Bheeg jaati hain palkien tanhai main

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Bheeg jaati hain palkien tanhai main,
Dartey hain koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hain taiz barsaat ko
kahain koi rotey huye pehchan na le.

Tags: barsaat, Bheeg, Dartey, Jaan, palkien, pasand, pehchan, rotey, taiz, tanhai, URDU Poetry SMS

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

Tags: aasani, bachpan, Friends Teasing SMS, Jaan, kaatil, khubsurat, kisine, kitni, muskura, sharma, sikhaya

Meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai

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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

Submitted by JananGull

Tags: hotel, Jaan, jaldi, khirki, kodh, man, manager, Marriage Jokes SMS, SIR, Wife