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Between the ages of 15-20 a women is like africa

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Between the ages of 15-20 a women is like africa.
She is half discovered half wild.
Between the ages of 20-30 a women is like america.
fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between 30-35 she is like india & japan.
Very hot ,wise and beautiful.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Germany.
she lost the war but not the hope.
Between 50-60 a women is like england.
with a glorious past but no future.
After 70 they become Siberia.
Every one knows where it is but no one wants to go there

Tags: Africa, America, England, future, Germany, half, India, japan, Siberia, war

06 Nov 08 | Funny SMS | Comments (0)

Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide

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Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide.

Sleeps On The Railway Track With Legs Wide Open.

Next Day Times Of India Headlines-

Shalimar Express Is Missing.

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07 Jun 08 | mallika sherawat | Comments (0)

Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .

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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
“What happened ?” asked Surjit.
“Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ”
“How come ?”
“Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.”
“But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?”
” Yaar, I bet on the highlights too “

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