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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ?

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ?

When she starts with “My husband said…”

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will you fuck me like this after marriage also?

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A Girl asks her lover,
will you fuck me like this after marriage also?
Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

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Sir, u better know I dont wear panties

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A lady lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn’t know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: sir, u better know I don’t wear panties.

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I told you not to go doggy style

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this
she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband
and shouted, ‘I told you not to go doggy style’.

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Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun

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Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon & Husband is month of June,
Boy friend is totty fruity & Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by JananGull

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