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Mai Sala Puppy

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husband aur wife ki fighting ho rahi thi
to husband bola TU SAALI KUTTI
WIFE : tu sala KUTTA 
unka SON saath mai beta howa tha wo Bola.. Mai Sala Puppy

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Difference between husband and boyfriend

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by  JananGull

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Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

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What do use for washing dishes?

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“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.”

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