Chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga.

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1 tange mein 3 ladies ja rahi thi
raste mein police wale ne poocha kahan ja rahe ho.
Tange wala totla tha bola
aik lady ko hospital me chodoon ga
doosri ko ghar pe chodoon ga
aur teesri ko bazar mein chodoon ga.
Peeche se 1 aurat boli batameez kya kah rahe ho,
wo bola chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga..

Tags: aurat, batameez, bazar, chod, chodoon, chup, ghar, hospital, lady, Peeche, Police, tange, teesri

Ward boys never put back anything in place after using

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A nurse walking through hospital.
with 1 boob hanging out of uniform.
The Sr.Doc caught her.
She said: These ward boys never put back anything in place after using.

Tags: anything, boob, Doc, hospital, nurse, Place, uniform, Ward

I told you not to go doggy style

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this
she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband
and shouted, ‘I told you not to go doggy style’.

Tags: bed, BIRTH, doggy, hospital, Husband, style, woman

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai

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Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
‘Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’

Tags: anjaam, baharon, barsao, farmaya, Funny Poetry SMS, haath, hospital, ishq, mehboob, muh, nurson, paaya, pair, pauhnche, phool, Tute

tum ne mera dil chura liya hai

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boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha
I love u
tum ne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churai hai!

Tags: Boy, chAl, chura, churai, dil, Funny SMS, hath, hospital, kidney, nurse, sharma