Want a little company?

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A Jewish woman is sitting at a bar.
A man approaches her. ‘Hi, honey,’
he says. ‘Want a little company?’
‘Why?’ asks the woman.
‘Do you have one to sell?’

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Honey, What are You Looking for ?

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Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Tags: certificate, date, expiry, honey, hour, Husband, marriage, Marriage Jokes SMS, NOthing, Wife

Which type of friend i am to u?

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Which type of friend i am to u?…
Honey, milk, tea, coffee, soup, juice, water..
Choose any one.
I will send u the answer..

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Pack your bags honey I just won the 10 Million lotto

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Man runs home yelling “Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ?
Just pack and get lost !

Tags: beach, Funny SMS, home, honey, lotto, man, Million, Pack, Wife