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Will you come back to me?

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Suppose you are sitting with me,
On the stairs of the tarris of your,
Home at 3 in midnight. Suddenly,
your phone rings and you stand up,
And go promising me to come back,
But the person on the phone is my mom,
Giving you the creepy news that i died last night,

Will you come back to me
Reply Honestly?

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What is the Frustrations ?

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What is the Frustrations ?

Anglina Jollie Comes at your home

And say Kiss me Now at just Rs. 100….

But that time you have only Rs. 50…

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May the auspicious occasion of Eid

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May the auspicious occasion of Eid ,
bless you with peace
and
bring joy to your heart and home.
EID Mubarak

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Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

submitted by JananGull

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I have the perfect son.

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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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