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Oye Donot Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

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U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height …
Hero:
I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

submitted by Waseem khan

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New Paki film Aao Barbad Karin

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Message: New Paki film:
“Aao Barbad Karin”
Hero: “Pervaiz Musharf”
Herion: “Benazir”
Villon: “Nawaz Sharif”
Scriptd: “In Dubai”
Shooting: “In Pakistan”
Music” “By MQM”
Action By: “Pak Army”
Suspense By: “Chief Justice”
Charactor Actor: ” “Amin Fahim”
Charactor Less Actor: “Chudaries”
Friendly Appearance: “Saudi King”
Comedian” “Sheikh Rasheed”
Supporting Actor: “Molana Fazul Rehman”
Dancer: “Shere Rehman & Kashmala Tariq”
Finance By: “Poor People of Pakistan.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

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In a film there came a strange situation

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Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r those?
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Producer And Director!

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Speak in english please

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Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

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