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Oye Donot Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

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U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height …
Hero:
I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

submitted by Waseem khan

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What is your height and position?

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Control to pilot: What is your height and position

Pilot: I’m five feet eight inches and i’m sitting down.

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What is the height of safe SEX?

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What is the height of safe SEX ?……
person Masturbating with CONDOM on.

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What is height of Forgetfulness?

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Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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What is height of Active laziness?

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Q. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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