kameeni! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya

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FAKEER: baji Allah kay naam par paisay do!
Aurat: Haramkhor sharam nhi aati road par bheek mangtay ho!
Fakeer: kamini! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: Allah, aurat, Baji, Bheek, FAKEER, Haramkhor, kameeni, kamini, Mangtay, naam, Office, paisay, road, rupay, sharam, Teray

Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi?

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Boy : Janeman!
Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor!
Tuti huye chappal se pitega
ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Tags: Boy, chappal, dil, Girl, Haramkhor, Janeman, karogi, pitega, pyaar, Tute, tuti, tutne

mar gaya Haramkhor

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The janaza of mehboob nikla from the gali of mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor

the mehbooba jhanki from da door and boli

mar gaya Haramkhor

Tags: boli, door, Funny SMS, gali, gaya, Haramkhor, janaza, jhanki, mar, mehboob, mehbooba, Nikla