This Is Not Quite A Birthday SMS

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This Is Not Quite A Birthday SMS
But Rather A Little Note To Wish You
A Very Happy Birthday.

Have A Great Night
And Will Celebrate

Again Next Week.
Enjoy.

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Girls reaction to penis sizes

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Girl’s reaction to penis sizes:
9?: OhShit, Pain!
7?: OhYes, Great!
6?: Ohh,perfect!
5?: Oh,mmm,ok!
4?: Push more!
3?: Is it in?
2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!

Tags: Girl, Girls, great, idiot, Ohh, OhShit, OhYes, pain, reaction, Tongue, use

I just love when morning gets here

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I just love when morning gets here,
cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.
what a lovely way to start my day

Tags: bestest, Big, day, Friend, Good, Good Morning SMS, great, MORNING, way

Do u have any sentimental love cards?

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Girl : Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure, how about this card it says ‘TO THE ONLY Boy I EVER LOVED’..
Girl: “Great, give me 10 cards.”

Tags: Boy, card, EVER, Flirt sms, Girl, great, love, loved, ONLY, Shopkeeper

Just Think about ME !

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Think Big…
Think Positive…
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Great…
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut…
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Submitted by JananGull

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