GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare

 Email This Post

GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..
Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
Aur
Aur
Nange ko chaddi.

Tags: chaddi, daat, Dentist, gaddi, gadhe, Garib, girlfriend, God, haddi, kare, Kutte, laat, Nange, pasand, raat, Ullu

God, please close my eyes

 Email This Post

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

Tags: blouse, Girl, God, priest, time

Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man

 Email This Post

Young Girl Praying - Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man.

God Replied - Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don’t Get Married.

Tags: Don, Girl, God, intelligent, man, MARRY, men, Praying, Thats, Young

may GOD s angels watch over you

 Email This Post

Wherever you go,
whatever you do,
may god’s angels watch over you
&
I Miss U!

Tags: God, Miss U, Wherever

What is your wish for today?

 Email This Post

When God opened the window of the Heaven
He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?
I said : please take special care of the person reading this!

Tags: care, God, heaven, person, today, Window