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Get thee glass eyes like a scurvy politician

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Get thee glass eyes, And,
like a scurvy politician,
seem To see the things thou does not.

- William Shakespeare

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What is height of Stupidity?

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Q. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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Rajanikanth can set ants on fire

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Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

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1 second is enough to fall in love

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1 stone is enough to break a glass .
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 second is enough to fall in love .
1 sms is enough to keep relation in touch

submitted by JananGull

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