3 Din Se Larkiyan “Moom Batti” Se Kam Chala Rhi Hen

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Girls Hostil Se 1 Aurat Ne Wapda Office Fone Kr K Complain Ki:

Aj To Koi Admi Bhej Do
3 Din Se Larkiyan “Moom Batti” Se Kam Chala Rhi Hen.

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Girls reaction to penis sizes

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Girl’s reaction to penis sizes:
9?: OhShit, Pain!
7?: OhYes, Great!
6?: Ohh,perfect!
5?: Oh,mmm,ok!
4?: Push more!
3?: Is it in?
2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!

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I am A Professional. . . GHOST RIDER…

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GIRL Means!

G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life

So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me…
Don’t Worry Abt My Life. . .

I’m A Professional. . . GHOST RIDER…

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Everyone write your lover name on a paper

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Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Boys: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,
Girls: Extra Sheet Please.

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Why do girls look beautiful

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

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