True friend is better than Girlfriend

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True friend is better than Girlfriend
because you can see his pocket without his or her permission

Tags: girlfriend, permission, pocket

Similar things you would like in your coffee & your girlfriend

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Similar things you would like in your coffee & your girlfriend.
1. Should be hot.
2.Should be rich.
3.Creamy.
4.and able to keep you awake all night…

Tags: coffee, Creamy, girlfriend, night

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend hand

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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend’s hand,
‘Cause every time she’d wipe her rear
I’d see the promised land….

Tags: girlfriend, hand, land, ring, time

GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare

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GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..
Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
Aur
Aur
Nange ko chaddi.

Tags: chaddi, daat, Dentist, gaddi, gadhe, Garib, girlfriend, God, haddi, kare, Kutte, laat, Nange, pasand, raat, Ullu

Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

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Impact of Movies on Children:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Tags: bhai, Children, Gandhi, girlfriend, Impact, Mahatma, Movies, Munna, Student, Teacher