4 stages of boys and gril friends

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4 stages of boys and girl friends
1. hand in hand
2. that in hand
3. Hand in that
4. that in that

Tags: Girl, hand

jab humara mangni hoga tum mujhe ek ring dega na?

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Gul khan ki Girl Friend ne Gul khan say pucha:
jab humara mangni hoga tum mujhe ek ring dega na?
Gul khan: wai qurban! zaror dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBiLE pe.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: Friend, Girl, khan, mangni, mobile, PATHAN, PTCL, qurban, zaror

You are going to meet a beautiful young girl

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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told,
“You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

No,” says the psychic, “Next semester in her biology class.

Tags: biology, Class, Everything, frog, Girl, Hotline, party, Psychic, semester

Wo kia he jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

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1 girl ask 2 pappu
wo kia he jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu: legs..
Girl: wo kia he jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi he?
Pappu: paisay..
Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..
Girl: wo kia he jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti he?
Pappu: kan mai surakh karwatay hoi

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain ;

Tags: bistar, cow, Girl, kan, Larki, Moral, neend, pain, paisay, pant, pappu, raat, ROTI, surakh, zehniat

A Girl went to repair umbrella

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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Tags: andar, boli, bus, danda, Girl, kapra, Larki, marzi, neechay, ooper, otarna, pani, parega, Shopkeeper, umbrella