WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?

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GIRL: SUPPOSE MY LEFT CHEEK IS LUNCH AND RIGHT CHEEK IS DINNER,
WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?
BOY: I WUD LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER

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I am A Professional. . . GHOST RIDER…

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GIRL Means!

G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life

So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me…
Don’t Worry Abt My Life. . .

I’m A Professional. . . GHOST RIDER…

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God, please close my eyes

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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

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Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man

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Young Girl Praying - Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man.

God Replied - Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don’t Get Married.

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kya tum mere sath dance karogi

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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

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