Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo

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Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who’s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Tags: Banta, ghar, lake, Nikla, pappu, Santa, Sukhna

Chalo khwab aankhon me sja kr dekhtay hain

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Chalo khwab aankhon  me sja kr dekhtay hain,
Chalo hum kissi ko apna bna kr dekhtay hain.
Khoon k Rishton se aitbar to uth gia Imdad,
Chalo Be-Naam rishtay bna kr dekhtay hyn.
Zindagi aasan ho jaye shayad humari,
Chalo hath ki lakeerin mita kr dekhtay hyn.
Andheri shab to kissi soorat ktti nahi,
Chalo Ghar apna jala kar dekhtay hyn,
Humein maloom ha k tum ne humara hona nhi,
Chalo tum pr ye zindagi luta kr dekhtay hyn.

Submitted by Nayyab Karim, University of Peshawar (Physics Department)

Tags: Aankhon, AITBAR, Andheri, Chalo, ghar, hath, Imdad, khoon, khwab, lakeerin, maloom, naam, rishtay, Rishton, shab, shayad, soorat, Zindagi

Punjabi ne Pressure Cooker Khareeda

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Punjabi ne Pressure Cooker Khareeda.
Dosre din wapis kia.
Shopkeeper: Q wapis kia?
Punjabi: Ghar mein jawan betiyan hai
or ye Sala  Seetiyan bajata ha.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: bajata, betiyan, Cooker, din, ghar, jawan, Khareeda, Pressure, Punjabi, Sala  Seetiyan, Shopkeeper

qurbani ki khalain WAPDA ko dijiay

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Alan-e-aam
Apni zakat, khairat, sadqat,
or qurbani ki khalain “WAPDA” ko dijiay,
is se ap ko akhrat main ghar or dunia main bijli milay gi.

Tags: akhrat, Alan-e-aam, Alan-e-aam Apni, bijli, dijiay, dunia, ghar, khairat, khalain, milay, qurbani, sadqat, WAPDA, zakat

Oh! Sorry Wrong number

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HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun.

After killing…….

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number……

Tags: ghar, Husband, husbnd, karachi, Lahore, Lashon, Mem, Number, phone, pool, Servant, SerVnt, Wife