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1 Gadhe ne sardar ko lat mari

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1 Gadhe ne sardar ko lat mari
sardar uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila
sardar  zebra ko lat marte hue bola
“Saale Night-Dress phen k ullu bnata hai.

submitted by Waseem khan

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GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare

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GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..
Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
Aur
Aur
Nange ko chaddi.

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Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?

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Son to sardar : Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?

Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.

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