tum ne mera dil chura liya hai

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boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha
I love u
tum ne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churai hai!

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How Old is ur father?

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Teacher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.

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Dady kabhi aap Egypt gaye hai?

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aik bacha apnay Dad say:
“dady kabhi aap Egypt gaye hai?
Dad: Nahi beta
Bacha: to phir itni khofnak Mummy kahan se laye hain.

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Love other’s wife

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Karan johar ka kamal

Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Love other’s wife.

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Sawab milega..Paaapi Insaan!

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Ya ALLAh
Ya Raheem
Ya Reheem
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Daro mat..
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Kisi ko fwd nahi karna..

Khud he parhlo..
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Sawab milega..
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Paaapi Insaan!

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