Your time is over

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Yamraj: your time is over
Girl: is there any way to escape from it?
Yamraj: yeah! if you can kiss the one who is reading this message!
Girl: chhee..aack- thu.
better I prefer to die!

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce.
Judge: Wats d reason?
Chinse: Me no come, She no come, Baby come, How come.
Judge: May be side income

Tags: baby, Chinse, Divorce, Funny SMS, income, Judge, man, reason, side

luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,

but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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I think our daughter is in love with someone

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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do u know?
Wife: bcoz she is not asking 4 pocket money,

Tags: Bcoz, Daughter, Funny SMS, Husband, love, money, pocket, SomeOne, Wife

LIGHT HAI KYA ?

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Its so commmon 2 hear….
How r u ?
What r u doing ?
Howz ur day ?
Any Plain ?
So i thougt 2 ask Something different………?

LIGHT HAI KYA ?????????

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