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Any person who tries to fuck ur happiness

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- 28 Mar 09 at 18:39
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I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can’t reach his ass to scratch.
Submitted by Janan who has submitted 797 posts on this site.
Tagged with: fuck, HAPPINESS
Maulana DIESEL on flight wd school kids

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- 14 Jan 09 at 11:06
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Maulana DIESEL on flight wd school kids. Pilot: We are crashing, & have 2 Parachutes, let’s jump Diesel: & the kids? Pilot:Fuck them! Diesel: Pr itna time hy?
Submitted by Janan who has submitted 797 posts on this site.
Tagged with: DIESEL, Flight, fuck, jump, Maulana, Parachutes, pilot, school
Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked?

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- 20 Sep 08 at 3:40
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Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked? Little harry: Mam, if someone rubs ur boobs for 2 hours & does not fuck u, how wud u feel.
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Tagged with: fuck, harry, Mam, SomeOne, Teacher

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