GOOD Night Chal ludak le

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Ab itni night ko apun
tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GOOD Night bolne ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Tags: apun, chAl, film, Good, kahani, ludak, msg, night, sense, sunane

Aamir khan launches new film saray harami zamen par

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Aamir khan launches new film
Cast:Nawaz sharif,
Aasif zardari,
sheri rehman,
Cha0dhry brothers & shaikh Rasheed
Film Title:”saray harami zamen par”

Tags: Aamir, Aasif, dhry, film, Harami, khan, Rasheed, Rehman, saray, shaikh, sharif, sheri, Title, zamen, Zardari

In a film there came a strange situation

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Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r those?
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Producer And Director!

Tags: Brother, Director, film, hero, Hero Loves, heroine, Producer, sister, situation, SUICIDE, time, Villan

Film Ka Naam Kya Hota

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Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?
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Mogli - Aazam

Tags: Aazam, chaddi, film, Funny SMS, Mogli, Mughl-e, naam, Pehni, Salim Ne

Shoot him, Shoot him!

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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari
when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t, I ran out of film.

Tags: African, film, Jeeto, lion, Safari, Santa, Sardar SMS, Shoot