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Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

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A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”
The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”
Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

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gangster’s son excuse for being failed in examination?

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Q. What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A. Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

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