Where were u born ?

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Teacher: Where were u born ?

Student: HoleNarsipura

Teacher: ok, tell da spelling?

Student: Sorry,I was born in Goa..:

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Life of a student: EXAM hai tension Nahi

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Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai lekin saala mood nahi

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Why we dont study the whole semester

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Why we dont study the whole semester & spend sleepless nights during exams?

Coz..

Sahil ke sukun se hume inkar nahi,
Magar tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi aur hai…

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Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho

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Science Teacher:
Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo,
isse woh theek ho jayegi.
Student: Par Mam use attack dilaya kaise jaye.

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Classrooms are like train

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Classrooms are like train.
1st bench Executive Coach (Reserved 4 VIP)
Middle 2 r General Compartment
and Last 2 are Sleeper Class.

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