Before the clock strikes 12

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Before the clock strikes 12
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that
you have grown a year more…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

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Where is President Zardari clock?

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A man died, went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.’ ‘Oh,’ said the man,
‘whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.’ ‘Incredible,’
said the man’. And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
‘ ‘Where’s President Zardari’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Zardari’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk

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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY
But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk
ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG
U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD.
Miss U!

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Sardarji in Delhi

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says “Yes”.

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder”.

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Be fresh as Rose

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Be regular as Clock,
Be fresh as Rose,
Be strong as Rock,

And be “NICE” as Me.

I know its difficult but keep trying.

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