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welcome to the Holiday Season

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Once again,
welcome to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice.

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This Maths test predicts ur favourite person…

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This Maths test predicts ur favourite person…
Pick 1 favourite number from 1 - 9
then x3 and then +3, then x3 again…
you will get a 2 digit number.
Add its 2 digits and find ur special person below…
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Muhammad Ali
4. Tom Cruise
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhiji
7. David Beckham
8. Waqar younis
9. ME
10. Shah Rukh Khan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice,
the truth finally comes out !

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I have been wondering why you are not texting

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I’ve been wondering why you’re not texting…
Multiple Choice:
a. busy
b. dedma
c. tired
d. thrifty
e. want me to miss you.

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Falling in love with you was out of my control

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Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my control

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wow, now i got a Choice

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office,
he noticed a banana peel and again slipped.
Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed
” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!! (wow, now i got a Choice)

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