China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

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aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

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Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

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A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”
The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”
Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

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U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.

And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE”

Tags: CHIN, China, Friend, hospital, Meaning, oxygen, sardar, Sardar SMS & Jokes, sardarji, TUBE, YU YAN