DONoT try dis on every girlfriend

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If u sleep with ur girlfriend on 14th Feb. (Valentine’s Day)
She will give u good news on 8th March (Mother’s Day)
& u will have a child on 14th Nov. (Children’s Day).
See the medical aspects between these dates.
But DON’T try dis on every girlfriend
otherwise u will have bad news on 1st Dec. (AIDS Day).

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Prophet (SAW) Said I Liked 5 Habits Of Children

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Prophet (SAW) Said I Liked 5 Habits Of Children

1) Wo Ro Kar Mangtay Hain Aur Apni Baat Manwa Laitay Hain
2) Wo Matti Se Khailtay Hain Yani Gharoor Ko Khak Main Milatay Hain
3) Jhagartay Hain Phir Sulah Kar Laitay Hain Yani Dil Main Hasad,
Bughz Aur Keena Nhi Rakhtay
4) Jo Mil Jul K Khatay Hain Aur Khilaty Hain,Ziada Jama Karnay Ki
Hirs Nhi Kartay
5) Matti K Ghar Banatay Hain Aur Khail Kar Gira Daity Han
Yani Ye Bataty Hain K Ye Dunya Fani Hai!!

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

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I wish you a very happy Eid

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I just want to say with all the roses’ perfume
and with all the lights in the world
and with all the Children’ smiles
I wish you a very happy Eid.

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Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

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Impact of Movies on Children:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Roz Roz ka drama nahi hota mujh se

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Wish u a VERY
Happy New Year
Valentine’s Day
Basant Day
23 March
Independence Day
Eid-ul-Fitr
Eid-ul-Azha
Christmas Day
Happy Frndship Day
Mother Day
Father Day
Grandparents Day
Children Day
Happy Birthday
Best of Luck 4 Exams

Roz Roz ka drama nahi hota mujh se.
Ab pure saal mat kehna k wish nahi kiya…..!!!!

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