Papa what were you doing with mom?

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Child: Papa what were you doing with mom?
Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha.
Child: papa mom ki average check karwayain
subha uncle bhi petrol dal k gaye thae.

Tags: Beta, child, Mom, papa, Petrol, Uncle

Become a child again at Christmas-time

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred,
and we are better throughout the year for having,
in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.

Tags: child, childhood, Christmas-time, love, spirit, tender

DONoT try dis on every girlfriend

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If u sleep with ur girlfriend on 14th Feb. (Valentine’s Day)
She will give u good news on 8th March (Mother’s Day)
& u will have a child on 14th Nov. (Children’s Day).
See the medical aspects between these dates.
But DON’T try dis on every girlfriend
otherwise u will have bad news on 1st Dec. (AIDS Day).

Tags: AIDS, child, Children, Don, Feb, girlfriend, March, mother, NEWS, sleep, Valentine

Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?

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Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he

Tags: child, daant, dard, Dentist, Doctor

A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor

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A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor n LONDON abt her
ill child..
“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey
cheek da..”

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: cheek, child, Doctor, english, kaka, LONDON, Punjabi, weep, woman