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I need poison

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: certificate, chemist, man, marriage, poison, prescription, store

11 Nov 08 | Marriage Jokes SMS | Comments (0)

Honey, What are You Looking for ?

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Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Tags: certificate, date, expiry, honey, hour, Husband, marriage, Marriage Jokes SMS, NOthing, Wife

29 Jun 08 | Marriage Jokes SMS | Comments (0)

I need poison

Honey, What are You Looking for ?

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