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Purpose is more important than need

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In the chase between Cat & Mouse,
the mouse mostly wins
bcoz the cat is running for its food
&
mouse for its life

Purpose is more important than need.

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WHATS THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY?

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WHAT’S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY?
ANS: ONE HATES WATER WHILE THE OTHER LOVES TO BE WET.

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The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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