You are famous for smile on your face

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Roses are famous for grace,
advocates are famous for case,
horses are famous for race,
but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face

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8 Saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya

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8 Saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya,
Lady waKeel ne court mai uska penis pakra aur boli kya yeh rape kar sakta hai?
Bacha bola HILA mat! Case haar jayege.

Tags: 18 plus +, adult sms, bacha, case, court, HILA, lady, rape, waKeel

Ah– I forgot your name

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Ah– I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too,
call me yours!

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Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

Tags: accident, case, mummy, Number, sardar, Sardar SMS & Jokes, truck