Aunty what is your business

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A Little girl asked a call girl
Aunty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay

Tags: Aunty, Balance, Bangloo, bank, bus, business, car, chota, Girl, hole, Little, sale

Siasatdan kitna jhote bolte hain.

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Siasatdano se bhari hoi ek bus
Driver se beqabo hokar pul se nichi
Gir kar ek keht mai ja gusi.
Kisan ne awaz sunkar ghar se bahar aya
Or sari Siasatdano ko dafnaya..
2 din baad police wahan ayi
Khasta hal bus dekni ke baad Kisan
Se pocha Kia sare Siasatdan marchuke the?
Kisan ne kaha nhin g kuch to keh rahe the ki
Wo zinda hai magar jinab aap ko to pata hai k
Siasatdan kitna jhote bolte hain.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: awaz, beqabo, bus, dafnaya, Driver, Gir, Kisan, marchuke, pocha, Police, Siasatdan, Siasatdano, sunkar, wahan, zinda

Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

Tags: bus, course, Driver, Jalandhar, part, Santa, Singh

Bus mein jhatkay bohat lag rahay hain

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Punjabi: Yar ye koun sa stop hy,
Bus mein jhatkay bohat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, Bus rukki hue hy,
tum PATHAN ki goad main bethay ho…

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: bohat, bus, Driver, goad, jhatkay, PATHAN, Punjabi, Salay, STOP

Ap ne Sandle buhat achi pehni hai

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Bus Stop pe Larka Larki se bola:
Ap ne Sandle buhat achi pehni hai!
Larki: Utar kar dikhaun kya?
Larka: Is se ziyada achi to Qameez pehni hoi hai.

Tags: bus, dikhaun, larka, Larki, Qameez, Sandle, STOP, Utar, ziyada