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Pakistani Budget 2009

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Pakistani Budget 2009

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.

Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.
Jeay Bhutto.

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All Boobs wil be taxed according to their sizes

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“NEW BUDGET” All Boobs wil be taxed according to their sizes:
(    .    ) (    .    )       40-42 Burden tax
(   .   ) (   .   )       38-40 Wealth tax
(  .  )(  .  )  34-36 Entertainment tax
( . )( . ) 32-34 Excitement tax+ Withholding tax

(.)(.) 26-30 Development tax

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Gand marwaney pay koi tax nahi

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June Budget 2008 sex pay tax lagnay wala hai,
Fucking and sucking 100%
Fucking 50%
And kissing 25%
magar tum mat ghabraoo
gand marwaney pay koi tax nahi..!

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