A boy gave 36 roses to his gf

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A boy gave 36 roses to his gf,
who thrilled, undresses lies down spreads her legs & says:
This is for the roses.
Boy: why, cant you find a vase.

Tags: Boy, Cant, vase

A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother

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A sad story: A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother,
he put poison on mom’s nipple
while she was asleep.

The next day their driver died!

Tags: Boy, Brother, day, Driver, Mom, nipple, poison, story

Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun

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Boy friend is fun & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon & Husband is month of June,
Boy friend is totty fruity & Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by JananGull

Tags: Boy, Friend, FRUITY, fun, gun, Husband, June, Light, month, moon, phooti, qismat

Difference between husband and boyfriend

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by  JananGull

Tags: Boy, Boyfriend, difference, Friend, FRUITY, fun, gun, Husband, June, Light, month, moon, phooti, qismat, tooty

WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?

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GIRL: SUPPOSE MY LEFT CHEEK IS LUNCH AND RIGHT CHEEK IS DINNER,
WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?
BOY: I WUD LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER

Tags: Boy, cheek, dinner, Girl, LEFT, Lunch, right, SNACKS, SUPPOSE, What